matt-ruins-your-shit:

I hate this idea people have that if a parent walks in and turns off the tv while their kids are watching or playing something it’s evidence of some unhealthy attachment or addiction to technology if they get pissed off. If you walk up and slap a book out of my hand while I’m reading I’m going to have the same reaction, fuck off you’re not making some great social commentary you’re just being an ass hole.

eclogues:

if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth

saltythor:

pansunset:

rat-mans:

goondis-and-the-plupples:

im-not-a-crack-pot:

rhaella:

rhaella:

zelys:

scofflawsins:

rhaella:

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

because barbie movies slap next question

are u implying barbie rapunzel isnt also the only good rapunzel adaptation that has ever been made

tangled is just a rip-off of barbie rapunzel and that’s just the tea ☕️☕️

anyway here’s a definitive ranking of every barbie movie I’ve ever even vaguely heard of

Hey fucker you dare diss Barbie and The Princess School I’ll fight you at 3:36 am in a Denny’s

why the FCUK is island princess on the bottom tier

MAGIC OF PEGASUS WAS A DAMN MASTERPIECE

@sane-song

bunjywunjy:

ainawgsd:

Reindeer Racing-Skijoring

I never realized how much reindeer look like just stripped-down cows with big feet until I saw this

taken-away-to-space:

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy

and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry

petitelappin:

Quick in-class illustration assignment for Valentine’s day

television-ghost:

neproxrezi:

oh hey it rendered

susiethemoderator:

sagittariusnake:

susiethemoderator:

I’m not about to get sick and die because you think juniper leaf with organic honey will protect you from Polio

is it bad i assumed juniper leaf was the name of the kid

IM SCREAMING

africabytotos:

africabytotos:

i don’t understand the point of having sad endings in fanfiction??? like, if i wanted to cry about tragedies in life i’d do some mcfreaking self reflecting instead 

if i wanted to be depressed i’d watch voltron canon

fuckassmcgee:

plasticgarbagecan:

God: let there be light

Moths:

I love the implication that moths somehow existed prior to the creation of the universe

luckytwodollarbill:

autoimmuneamy:

“Do you want to talk about it or be distracted from it” is honestly the best thing you can say to me when I say im sad/in pain etc.

this is really good advice to say to anyone who is upset

fuks:

springcottage:

miesthecat on ig